Coffee maker will not brew

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1. amomipais82
   

   HI,
   The tools you need are simple: an electric drip coffee maker with hot plate, a coffee filter, 2 1-liter sample jars, 2 handkerchiefs, 2 rubber bands, and a source of clean (preferably R/O) water.
   
   You’ll have to be more creative with your ingredients. What you need are some sort of grain, some malt, and, if possible, something that can act as a clarifying and hopping agent. You need a simple grain to release the tannins, starches, and enzymes. The best bet is common cereals – Raisin Bran, Cracked Wheat, Kashi, whatever you can find. The fruit and nuts will add flavor, but are not important.
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   Malt is tricky, and sometimes gross. In my experience, the best you can hope for is vegemite, marmite, or some other yeast extract. If you have chocolate malt balls or some other malt based candy, those can be ground up and used as well.
   
   The hops are the hardest, and you may have to forgo their goodness. Alfalfa or some other green roughage may work, but a clever biologist will bring their own hops on board.
   
   Finally, you’ll need to find some yeast. Most ships will have bakers’ yeast. If you’re very lucky they might have brewers’ yeast.
   
   Methods
   
   Sanitation is key. If you have an autoclave, sterilize your tools ahead of time. Otherwise, wash everything with an iodine solution or, if there are no other options, ethanol.  Contamination is your enemy. Everything must be clean.
   
      1. Grind up your ‘grains’ (but not so much that it becomes powder).
      2. Place your ‘grains’ in coffee pot (not the filter basket, the carafe).
      3. Run 2 cups of clean water through coffee maker and let it sit on the hot plate for an hour. This releases all the good chemicals from you ‘grains’ and creates a fluid called wort.
      4. Strain the wort through the coffee filter and place the filter full of ‘grain’ into the filter basket. Add the ‘malt’ to the filter basket. Pour the strained liquid back into coffee maker and add 1 cup of water.
      5. Run the wort through the coffee maker 5 times, each time adding 1 cup of water.
      6. Pour the wort into the saucepan and boil for 45 minutes. Two minutes before boiling is done, add the hops.
      7. Carefully pour the wort into the canning jars.
      8. Let the wort cool to between 60 and 70 F. Once it is cool enough to touch the outside of the jars without burning, pitched the Bakers’ Yeast into the mixture.
      9. Seal jar with a handkerchief and rubber band over the mouth.
     10. Store in a cool, dark place where it will not be disturbed for a week.

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