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   Tommy enters the confessional box and says. . . "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy ?""Yes, Father, it is.""And who was the woman you were with?""Sure and I can`t be tellin` you, Father. I don`t want to ruin her reputation.""Well, Tommy, I`m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda?""I cannot say.""Was it Patricia ?""I`ll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?""I`m sorry, but I`ll not name her.""Was it Cathy Morgan?""My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?""Please, Father, I cannot tell you."The priest sighs in frustration. "You`re a steadfast lad, Tommy, and I admire that. But you`ve sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What`d you get?""Five good leads," says Tommy.
   
   
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