I have a bannana stuck in my ear. How do I get it out?

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1. Guest7240
   

   I hate when that happens!  Try turning it clockwise while singing "God Bless America".  When you have finished singing the second verse, jump 3 times on your left leg, then swallow.  Take your fingers and plug your nose, keep your mouth shut, and blow.  The banana should pop right out.  Repeat these steps 5 times if need be.  If it still doesn't come out, consult your dentist.

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2. Guest3048
   

   Find some used motor oil and mix it with raw chicken.  Bend over and shove it up your butt.  Hold your breath for as long as you can.  When you start losing enough blood in your head, it should fall out.

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