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I'm stuck in this hole. Please help me get out!

by Guest6897 | 12 years, 8 month(s) ago

So I'm driving along and all of a sudden I see a squirel crossing the road right in front of me. So I swerve to miss the squirel, and the next thing I know I flipped the car over. Now I've fallen into this hole, and I can't get out. It's dark. I haven't eaten in 3 days. I can hear coyotes in the distance. And it's very cold. So what should I do? All I have on me is my wallet (with $4.00 cash and a few maxed out credit cards, drivers license, and a Blockbuster rental card), a swiss army pocket knife, a pack of gum, an unused condom, 3 quarters, a dime, and two nicklles, some pocket lint, and the clothes that I am wearing (jeans, socks, boots with laces, hooded sweatshirt, and baseball cap (with a Nike logo if it makes a difference)). So what do I do to get out of this dark hole? Please respond back soon, as I think the battery on my phone is about to die.............

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Guest8548

Oh yeah, and I forgot........I guess I have a cell phone too! Duh!
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Guest4228

Take the 2 nickles and put the pocket lint between them to create a well balanced (and inexpesive) sandwich. Now, take the Blockbuster card out of your wallet. With your pocket knife, but a small hole in the middle of the card. Take out the condom and place it through the hole. Unroll the condom. Now take a stick of chewing gum, put it in your mouth, and chew it for about 30 seconds. Now take the gum and seal the hole around the condom. Now blow air into the condom. When it is full, tie your "balloon" shut on the end. Now take your 2 shoe laces and the drawstring from your hooded sweatshirt and tie them all together. Now tie your "rope" to the "balloon". While holding on to the end of the string, throw your "balloon" up and out of the hole that you are standing in. Now whistle to get the attention of the coyotees. As they approach, they will smell the gum on the end of the Blockbuster card. They will latch their teeth on to your homemade balloon contraption. Once they do this, here is your chance to escape. Hold on tightly to the rope. They will try to carry balloon away in their mouth, and when they do, they will be pulling you up and out of the hole. If this doesn't work, well.......then you're dead!
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