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Study of presence of oxalate ion in guava fruit at different stages of ripening?

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Study of presence of oxalate ion in guava fruit at different stages of ripening?

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  1. Guest3766
    ifsiG

  2. Guest2587
    (yawn)
  3. Guest3706
    by the process of titration we can detemine the content of oxalate ions in guava.
  4. Guest3675
    •Weigh 10.0g of fresh guava and crush it to a fine pulp using pestle-mortar.

    • Transfer the crushed pulp to a beaker and add about 50ml dil. H2SO4 to it. Boil the
    contents for about 10 minutes.

    Cool and filter the contents in a 100ml measuring flask. Make the volume up to 100ml by adding distilled water.

    • Take 20ml of the solution from the measuring flask into a titration flask and add 20ml of dilute suphuric acid to it.

    Heat the mixture to about 600C and titrate it against N / 20 KMnO4 solution taken in a burette.
    The end point is appearance of permanent light-pink colour.

    • Repeat the above experiment with 1,2and 3 days old guava fruit.
  5. Guest3941
    You can do so by using the process of titration ...
  6. Guest4080
    lol \m/
  7. Guest8259
    details
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    DIL AAJ FIR UDAS HAI.. JANE KISKI TALASH HAI.. APNI GIRLFRIEND SE MERI BAAT KARA DE..
    SUNA HAI KAMBAKHT BADI JHAKKAS HAI..!

    79) From:+919808510209
    19/10/2009 13:72
    Contents:
    Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think?
    Girl- i'll think
    Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya..

    80) From:+919808510209
    19/10/2009 13:92
    Contents:
    khali Hai Botal Phir Bhi Piye Ja Raha Hu
    Jindagi Se Dur Hu Phir Bhi Jiye Ja Raha Hu,
    kisi Bhi kamine ka Msg Nahi A Raha, Phir Bhi kamino ko Msg kiye Ja Raha Hu.               SHASHANK SARASWAT

    81) From:+919808421744
    11/11/2009 11:72
    Contents:
    Girls r like internet virus
    She will ENTER ur life,
    SCAN ur pocket ,
    TRANSFR ur money,
    EDIT ur mind,
    DOWNLOAD hr problms,
    DELETE ur smile &
    HANG ur life

    82) From:+919808421744
    11/11/2009 12:32
    Contents:
    Nari K Chakkr me bhool gaye ho yari.Laat maregi nari to yaad ayegi yari.Baat mano hamari ban  jao brahmchari, Ye Jankari Janhit me Jari.

    83) From:+919808510209
    19/10/2009 13:11
    Contents:
    s*x Karo Daily Jab Girlfriend Ho Akeli, Jab Girlfriend Na Ho Akeli, Tab Ragdo  Uski Saheli; Jab Mile Na Uski Saheli, TO Zindabad " Hatheli" : BUT enjoy daily..

    84) From:+919696843220
    5/11/2009 6:4711
    Contents:
    Sajal jaha bhi gand marane ka kast kare

    85) From:+919808510209
    5/11/2009 19:711
    Contents:

    ,-@'"""""""""'''@
    /--<SMS PoLiCe>
    '''O'""""""O"O'""
    Hum Apko arrest karne aae He
    Apki complain He Ke Ap Apne Dosto Ko SMS Nai Krte

    86) From:+919808510209
    5/11/2009 19:111
    Contents:
    Barish Kya h*i dhup ko bhul gaye,
    chaand Kya nikla suraj ko bhul gaye,
    maana  kuch der hum ne mg Nhi kiya
    To Kya Aap hume yaad karna hi bhul gaye

    87) From:+919808510209
    5/11/2009 19:141
    Contents:
    Ae chand unko mera Paigam khna
    Khushi ka din aur Hansee ki SHAAM khna
    Jab wo dekhe tujhe bahar aakr
    To unko mera SALAAM kehna



    88) From:+919808421744
    17/11/2009 13:61
    Contents:
    Where Was "LOVE" Born?



    Guess,





    Simple,

    In CHINA!

    Because It Has No Warranty And No Guarantee.!!
    Chale to chand tak
      nahi to sham tak...


    89) From:+919027903963
    11/11/2009 18:12
    Contents:
    Diffrent type of voices of girls during s*x. English-oh yes oh yes. American-ya baby yeah. Indian-ooi maa. Pakistani-ahista bhaijaan.G NITE.

    90) From:+919808421744
    18/10/2009 10:17
    Contents:
    Zindagi apko Muh se lekar Gand tak sukh samrdhi de. Koi Bhosdika apki Jhant k bal na ukhad ske. Aap safalta ki Ma Chodo aur Khushiyo se apki gand Fut jae.

    91) From:+919808510209
    9/11/2009 6:5817
    Contents:
    kaha he tution nahi aa rha

    92) From:+919027076055
    19/10/2009 13:41
    Contents:
    Subah ka suraj apko salam kre,parindo ki awaz apko aabad kre,sbko sada kush rkhne wala WO MALIK,hr pl apki kushi ka khayal rkhe.

    93) From:+919027076055
    19/10/2009 13:42
    Contents:
    Yad ata h mjhe apke bachpn ka zmana,patli tango pr ltka hua pjama,behti nak ko hath se ponch kr gal pr lgana,Kamar se makkhiya udate hue awaz lgana MUMMY kr li.   ARTI

    94) From:+919808421744
    21/10/2009 11:42
    Contents:
    Kutta

    95) From:+919027076055
    19/10/2009 13:52
    Contents:
    unhe shak hain ki unpe marte hain hamian shak ki wo hampe marte hain jindagi ke dor yu hain gujarte hain na wo kuch puchtain hain na hum kuch kahatait  hain

    96) From:+919808510209
    22/10/2009 7:472
    Contents:
    Teri Khusi Se Hi Nhi Gum Se B rishta H mere,Tu Zindagi Ka Ek Hissa H mera,Meri Dosti Sirf Lafjo Ki nai,Teri Rooh Se Rooh Ka Rista H mera

    97) From:+919808510209
    19/10/2009 14:38
    Contents:
    Agar apko hum par GUSSA ho to
    Tajmhal ko Fodo..
    Charminr ko Todo..
    Kutubminr ko Modo..
    Titanic ko fevcol se Jodo...
    Magar SMS karna mat CHHODO...

    98) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:38
    Contents:
    SMS jake unko "HELLO" kahna, smile kare to "SO SWEET" kahna, delete kare to "SORRY" kehna, or padhne k baad agar mujhe miss kare to "SAME 2 U" Kahna..


    99) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:38
    Contents:
    Ye msg kewal HINDU LOGO ke liye hai kyoki aaj hinduo ka NAYA SAAL start ho raha hai, ataha apko NAYE SAAL ki HARDIK SHUBHKAMNAYE G.M.

    100) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:48
    Contents:
    Teacher-Sunny ne dophar ko khana khaya iska future tense kya hoga? Pappu-Sunny shaam ko potty karega.     G.M.

    101) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:48
    Contents:
    Patni- Suno ji, Aapko Mujme kaya Acha Lagta, Ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati- Mujhe to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat sabse achhi lagti hai... G.m..!!!!!

    102) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:58
    Contents:
    Teacher- Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Sonu- Birla cement. Teacher - Kyun? Sonu- Kyunki is cement me JAAN hai !!!                   N;MORNING

    103) From:+919808421744
    11/11/2009 21:35
    Contents:
    Musharraf: Atal ji suna hai aap kavi ho, kuch sunao

    Atal:gam-e-ulfat me na gaand maro hamari,
    kabhi fursat me aana maa chod Denge tumhari"

    HIV TAIYAR HO GAI?

    104) From:+919808421744
    9/11/2009 11:345
    Contents:
    ..Daalne laga main,
    chikhne lagi wo..
    Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.
    Taqlif h*i itni,
    Boli bahar nikalo.
    Khuda ke waaste Dusra






    kangan dalo.


    105) From:+919808421744
    18/10/2009 10:36
    Contents:
    Sales gal: "Sir no smoking in shop''
    Customr: But I purchased these cigaretts here"
    Gal: ''Sir we also sell condoms it dosn't mean U start f*****g here!''


    106) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:56
    Contents:
    Pyar ankho se jataya to bura maan gaye,
    Hal-e-dil  humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,
    Wo to Hr roz rulate the humen,
    Humne ek roz rula diya to bura maan gaye..
      

    107) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:66
    Contents:
    1 chote bache ne darwaja khola or apni didi k boy friend ko dekh ke masumiyat se bolaaap roj didi se milne aate ho apki apni didi nahi hai kya?

    108) From:+919756221133
    19/10/2009 16:17
    Contents:
    Mera pas photo shop hai  aur holi aur naya sal ki hardik subhkamna                             so  good night balak  

    109) From:+919808421744
    22/10/2009 9:227
    Contents:
    Ek bus drivr ki seat k peche likha tha-
    Agr WAHEGURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga..
    Agr chooki nazr to maa kasam, WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga. Gd mrng!!

    110) From:+919808510209
    21/10/2009 11:12
    Contents:
    Mera Dil Tod Kar Tum Ne
    Pahuchai Dil Ko Thes
    Mera Dil Tod Kar Tum Ne
    Pahuchai Dil Ko Thes tan theta is equal to Perpendicular Upon Base

    111) From:+919808421744
    22/10/2009 9:222
    Contents:
    Sardar 2 doctor- When i sleep, Monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr- No problem, take this pill b4 sleep.Sardar-Kal lunga, aaj final hai.
    Gn

    112) From:+919997820626
    15/11/2009 22:11
    Contents:
    Friendship Has 1 Law.'Never Make Ur Frnd Feel Alone Till u r There."So Disturb ur Frnds as much as u can..!
    I'm just Following this Law.

    gud m|rng .

    113) From:+919027076055
    22/10/2009 11:71
    Contents:
    Lion:- budiya ruk,     muje tera khun pena he.budiya:-sher bhai kisi jwan    ka piyo uska khun    garam hoga. lion :-   nahi mera aaj cold- drink pene ka mud      hai.....

    114) From:+919808510209
    20/10/2009 8:311
    Contents:
    mathura aaj ayega ya kal.kitne baje aayega

    115) From:+919808421744
    18/10/2009 9:561
    Contents:
    KYA APKI TWACHA DHUL MITTI SE PARESHAN HAI ????
           TO HAR ROZ SUBHA LAGAIYE 'ASIANPAINT' JO BAHARI TWACHA PAR DHOOL-MITTI  KO TIKNE NA DE.;-)

    116) From:+919808421744
    9/11/2009 12:101
    Contents:
    aap ki surat kitani pyari hai khuda ne apane hath se sawari hai aap kitane sundar ho is liye mayabati abhi kuwari hai

    117) From:+919808421744
    15/11/2009 15:51
    Contents:
    Thought for the day-Leave something for parents, never leave parents for something. In life something will leave you but parents will always be with you...

    118) From:+919719830616
    16/11/2009 12:41
    Contents:
    Yaad aye to ankhen band na karna,hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.Yeh zaruri nahi ki har riste ka koi naam ho,per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna

    119) From:+919457028269
    12/11/2009 6:181
    Contents:
    Genius is a person who completes a task in 1 day,for which a fool takes 200 days.
    Just like v complete d syllabus in a night for which a lecturer takes 1 sem!

    120) From:+919997820626
    16/11/2009 12:71
    Contents:
    Wonderful couples in this World...


    Heart & beats.


    Night & Moon.


    Music & Songs.


    Roses & Love.


    Fish & Water.


    My message & ur smile.


    121) From:+919808510209
    22/10/2009 11:23
    Contents:
    PAGALPANTI
    Welcome to "Sach ka saamna"
    Jawab sirf HAAN ya NA me dena hai.
    toh lo aap k liye pehla sawal

    Kya aap k Ghar wale jante hai k aap...g*y HO?

    122) From:+919808421744
    15/11/2009 21:36
    Contents:
    Leave something for someone. never leaves someone for something bcoz in life something leaves u bt someone always with u. Like me.So nvr leave me for something


    123) From:+919997820626
    16/11/2009 21:24
    Contents:
    Chupke se chand ki roshni app ki ho jaye,
    Dhire se hawa app ko kuch keh jaye,  
    Dil se jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,  Hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye....

    124) From:+919808570331
    19/10/2009 19:19
    Contents:
    KAL JANA HAI KYA COLG. SUDHANSHU

    125) From:+919808510209
    21/10/2009 11:48
    Contents:
    Jo Hadse N Guzar Jye Wo Pyar Hi Kya
    Jo Pyar Krne p Majbur N Kre Wo Ikrar Hi Kya
    Intezar To Sb Krte H
    Sanse Tutne Tk Jo Sath N De Wo Yaar Hi Kya

    126) From:+919808510209
    22/10/2009 11:48
    Contents:
    PAGALPANTI
    gnmngkqrqqpp
    tmdgmjatpmjd
    atnhkusbenxq
    Khnebvxrnk gmjatp jn q
    Hmkajmu
    K
    k hkmdajgm.jpdalmea



    Peche Hat ja
    Sms garmi se pagal Ho Gaya Hai

    127) From:+919997820626
    15/11/2009 21:43
    Contents:
    Essay on
    'GHANTA'

    1 Din Ka 24
    'GHANTA'
    Usme..

    7 Sone k
    8 Kamane k
    3 Traveling k
    1 Toilet-Bath k
    2 Khane Pine k
    3 Parivar k
    Apne Liye Bacha Kya.

    GHANTA..?

    128) From:+919808510209
    20/10/2009 8:573
    Contents:
    Vo Reshmi baalo vali,
    Bhuri Aankho vali
    Komal hatho or Narm pero vali,
    Matkti h*i andhere me
    Apke paas ayegi
    or



    or

    dhire se bolegi,
    MIYAAOO

    129) From:+919808421744
    14/11/2009 17:33
    Contents:
    Kahan par hai 2?

    130) From:+919259651331
    20/10/2009 12:26
    Contents:
    do i knw u ..? Reply plz...

    131) From:+919808421744
    18/11/2009 0:286
    Contents:
    Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se10% Sukh milta hai.
    Aur girlfren ko apni kamai ka10% dene pe100% sukh milta hai.
    Paisa apka
    Faisla apka
    Jago grahak jago
    GN

    132) From:+919808421744
    22/10/2009 18:31
    Contents:
    Chand par kali ghata chaati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao mere dost, tumhe bhi akele me apni sakal par hasi aati to hogi.

    133) From:+919027903963
    21/10/2009 11:39
    Contents:
    kahan par h.main class m hu.kyun msg kar rhj h.abi disturb mat kar.aake marunga.

    134) From:+919808421744
    21/10/2009 12:29
    Contents:
    Parents to a college watchman: Is this college good? Watchman: Probably the best. I did my MBA here n immediate got d placement.

    135) From:+919457028269
    9/11/2009 22:569
    Contents:
    OK,  but Sensable sms & time dek  ke.

    136) From:+919719830616
    16/11/2009 12:89
    Contents:
    Taqdir k khel se kabi mayus nahi hote,Zindgi me aise kabi bebas nahi hote,Hatho ki lakiron par yakeen mat karna,Taqdir to unki b hoti hai,jinke hath nahi hote.

    137) From:+919027076055
    20/10/2009 16:33
    Contents:
    School me ishq ka    fasana teyar ho gya,teacher ko raja    se pyar ho gya ! class ka dil      udas ho gya, sab      fail or raja pass     ho gya !!

    138) From:+919027076055
    20/10/2009 16:34
    Contents:
    Papa. Itne kam marks do thapped     marne chahiye?        Beta. Ha papa chalo  maine us sale master ka ghar bhi    dekh rkha he....          

    139) From:+919389256633
    16/11/2009 13:14
    Contents:
    What.sub.Start.class.at.time.inform.me.immidiate

    140) From:+919808421744
    10/11/2009 8:204
    Contents:
    Mera no. change ho gya h.....
    .
    .
    .

    .






        Chappal ka.

    Agar Apko Meri Purani Chappal Chahiye to le jana.

    It's ok. !!
    Ab Thanks bolkar Rulaoge Kya?

    141) From:+919808510209
    22/10/2009 18:34
    Contents:
    Abey oh Burai k 'Rasgulle', Paap ki 'Barfi', Bewafai k 'Laddu', Matlabi 'Chuski', Badmashi k 'Pede', Jhooth k 'Kalaakand'... Tum bade hi sweet ho....                              

    142) From:+919808510209
    22/10/2009 15:84
    Contents:
    Girl:mummy samne wala boy mujhe dekhta hai to meri bra tight ho jati hai
    Mummy:Agar abki bar dekhe to bra thodi niche kr dena saale ka kachcha tight ho jaega.

    143) From:+919808510209
    22/10/2009 18:45
    Contents:

    (((''''%'''')))
    <((

    144) From:+919759290571
    19/10/2009 20:37
    Contents:
    Ldki
    admi k
    pass
    ge,
    Admi
    ne
    deka,

    pakda,



    piche
    se
    khola
    or daldiya.



    ladki
    bahut
    khush
    thi



    phli
    bar
    dlva
    rhi thi



    mobile me sim.

    145) From:+919808421744
    18/11/2009 11:57
    Contents:
    LUCK n f**k both are proportional 2 each other bcoz when Luck favours we can f**k the Whole World n when LUCK regrets, the Whole World begins to f**k us.

    146) From:+919808510209
    20/10/2009 8:157
    Contents:
    Oss ki bunde fulon ko bhiga rahi  hai, thandi -2 hawayen tazgi jaga rahi hai,  ho  jayen aap  bhi  inme shamil ek pyari  c  subah apko jaga rahi hai. gud mornin

    147) From:+919759290571
    18/11/2009 21:38
    Contents:
    Narad ko aa gaya ek Apsara pe krodh,Aur usne apsara ko diya chod,
    Apsara ne kiya pratirodh,
    Boli Narad madarch0d, chod diya bina "NIRODH".
  9. Guest6337
    the color change was not sharpe
  10. Guest9023

     alu chopa ..baigana


     

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