Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

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1. Guest6479
   

   hahaha! seriously!

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2. Guest7962
   

   The better to accentuate their super packages.

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3. Guest9899
   

   Most Likely, to make their action figures look better. That way the joints for their legs did not show up as much

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4. Guest9818
   

   I guess in hurry they do so.

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5. Guest8024
   

   because if they need a new fashion statement!

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6. Guest2600
   

   So they don't get skid marks on their tidy whities

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7. Guest2727
   

   flying a fast speeds,you have to have something to keep your balls from falling out from the friction burns of mach speed.

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8. Guest9607
   

   Kryptonite fried their brains.

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9. Guest6710
   

   because they're not normal ppl like us and they're too busy rescuing the world and have no time to follow the trend that underwear go under the clothes
   
   they're just a little behind on the fashion

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10. Guest9532
    

    to show off the AWESOME superhero SPANDEX!!!!!

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11. Guest3310
    

    Someone hasn't checked the archives.  It's to make them NOT look like ballerinas.  For some unknown reason, that's a bad thing.

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12. Guest1255
    

    hahaha good q !

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13. Guest3850
    

    They're kinky beasts.

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14. Guest1739
    

    They are ahead of the fashion curve - way ahead !
    
    :0)

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15. Guest9114
    

    they want more support

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16. Guest2509
    

    thats the backup pair to cover the stain

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17. Guest6319
    

    It's all about distraction- the element of surprise. See, one would expect the underwear to be on the inside of their clothes, so when they see them on the outside, it throws them for a loop. It distracts the enemy long enough for the super hero to beat them up..

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