Why does the chicken cross the road?

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1. Guest1853
   

   There is no specific reason behind the chicken's crossing the road. I guess its just a methoporical term, and has nothing to do with any real chickhen. We do'nt find the chicken's crossing the roads, they simply can't, if they try they would definitely be dead.

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2. Guest528
   

   The story goes that in a small town in Ketucky, a chicken was in love with a beautiful girl across the street. He was very infatuated with her and wanted to get to know her better. One day while looking at her from across the street he said to himself :"I must tell her how I feel." He then took a deep breath and took one then two then three steps across the street. On the fourth step a horse and buggy came speeding towards him. The chicken panicked and it was too late to run. He was struck at full force by the horse. The man riding in the buggy got off to see what had happened. He saw the dying chicken in the middle of the street. He then picked up the chicken and brought it to his house. Sadly, it was too late and the chicken had already passed. Not to be a waste, the man decided to eat the chicken for dinner. He fried the chicken and fed it to his family. The family was surprised at how yummy the chicken was. It was then and there the man knew his passion. 5 years later the man opened up a resturant and named it Ketucky Fried Chicken. The resturant was a hit, many resturants opened up worldwide and the money came pouring in. He was living the good life and every night before he went to bed he thanked god for all that he had given him. 10 years later he married the woman the chicken onced love and lived a fullfilling life until the day he died. He is now rotting in h**l for murder....hope I helped!

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