how can i become a cat?

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1. Guest3790
   

   don't do it!!!! i did and i cant change back!!

   
   

   meow.

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2. Guest507
   

   dont listen to guest!!! be a warrior cat forever!!! guest! tell her1

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3. Guest9681
   

   how   to  becom  a  cat

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4. Guest4040
   

    its easy, think about it. drink a gallon of milk under an hour. boom your a cat.

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5. Guest6302
   

    I quit school to be a cat.... Unfortunately I too have yet to find a holistic way of accomplishing this, so now I'm working at a pudding cart.

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6. Guest9682
   

    Have you tried setting yourself into a hypnotic coma?

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7. Guest5434
   

    just think catty thoughts, you'll become one in no time!

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8. Guest9341
   

   ask michelle fifer

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9. Guest3981
   

   I have a potion that will change you into a cat in just one day. If you don't want to drink the potion, I will also include a list of steps that will make you a cat.

   
   

   Potion Recipe-

   
   

   
       
   • three raw eggs (in shell)
   
       
   • one cup of milk (leave milk out for a couple days before use)
   
       
   • a tuft of cat fur
   
       
   • one dead mouse
   
       
   • half cup of red wine (any brand)
   
       
   • two cups of lemon juice
   
       
   • one quart of any beer
   
       
   • ten cigarretes
   
       
   • one pinch of rosemary
   
   

   
   

   Stir for ten minutes, then boil until steaming. Then drink the liquid and BAM YOURE A CAT!

   
   

   Spell steps-

   
   

   
       
   • Go into a very busy, public place where people can see you
   
       
   • Wear a purple sparling robe (and only this type of robe)
   
       
   • Paint your face like a cat
   
       
   • Bring a large supply of milk
   
       
   • Pour the milk on to your self while chanting as loud as you can: OH PRAISE THE WIZARDS AND HELP ME BE, SOMETHING I WISH TO BE, A FELINE FRIEND, A FIERCE CAT HAHOCHIKAWAKIWAKIYOYOCASSINASTEESHEETONSHEETSYWEETSYAKA
   
   

   
   

   BAM YOURE A CAT!

   
   

   Sincerely,

   
   

   Madame Ruchio, of Waverly Place

   
   

    

   
   

    

   
   

    

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