Actual Court Sayings!

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1. Brett
   

   30 things people actually said in court
   
   Question 1.
   Q: What is your date of birth?
   A: July 15th
   Q: What year?
   A: Every year.
   
   Question 2.
   Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
   A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
   
   Question 3.
   Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
   A: Yes.
   Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
   A: I forget.
   Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
   
   Question 4.
   Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
   A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
   Q: How long has he lived with you?
   A: 45 years
   
   Question 5.
   Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
   A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
   Q: And why did that upset you?
   A My name is Susan.
   
   Question 6.
   Q: And where was the location of the accident?
   A: Approximatly milepost 499.
   Q: And where is milepost 499?
   A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
   
   Question 7.
   Q: Sir, What is your IQ?
   A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
   
   Question 8.
   Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
   A: After the accident?
   Q: Before the accident.
   A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
   
   Question 9.
   Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
   A: We both do.
   Q: Voodoo?
   A: We do.
   Q: You do?
   A: Yes, Voodoo.
   
   Question 10.
   Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendent, were you red and blue lights flashing?
   A: Yes
   Q: Did the defendent say anything when she got out of her car?
   A: Yes sir
   Q: What did she say?
   A: What disco am I at?
   
   Question 11.
   Q: Now doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?
   
   Question 12.
   Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he?
   
   Question 13.
   Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
   
   Question 14.
   Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
   
   Question 15.
   Q: Did he kill you?
   
   Question 16.
   Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?
   
   Question 17.
   Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
   
   Question 18.
   Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
   
   Question 19.
   Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
   A: Yes.
   Q: What were you doing at the time?
   
   Question 20.
   Q: She had three children right?
   A: Yes.
   Q: How many were boys?
   A: none.
   Q: Were there any girls?
   
   Question 21.
   Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
   A: yes
   Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
   
   Question 22.
   Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather eleborate honeymoon, didnt you?
   A: I went to Europe, Sir.
   Q: And you took your new wife?
   
   Question 23.
   Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
   A: By death.
   Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
   
   Question 24.
   Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
   A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
   
   Question 25.
   Q: Can you describe the individual?
   A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
   Q: Was this a male or female?
   
   Question 26.
   Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
   A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
   
   Question 27.
   Q: All your responses must be oral, OK,? What school did you go to?
   A: Oral
   
   Question 28.
   Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
   A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
   Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
   A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
   
   Question 29.
   Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
   
   Question 30.
   Q:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
   A: No.
   Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
   A: No.
   Q: Did you check for breathing?
   A: No.
   Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
   A: No.
   Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
   A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar.
   Q: But could the patien have still been alive nevertheless?
   A: It is possible that he coulkd have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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