And The Fight Started...

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1. Brett
   

   My  wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and  I
   kept  staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at  a
   nearby
   table.
   My  wife asked, 'Do you know  her?'
   'Yes,'  I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took  to
   drinking right after we split up  those many years ago, and I hear  she
   hasn't  been sober since.'
   'My  Goodness!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go  on
   celebrating that  long?'
   And  then the fight  started...
   
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   I took  my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took  my
   order  first.
   "I'll  have the strip steak, medium rare,  please."
   He  said, "Aren't you worried about the mad  cow?""
   Nah,  she can order for  herself."
   And  then the fight  started
   ..............................
   I  tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for  $14.95.
   Instead, she bought a jar of cold  cream for $7.95.
   I told  her the beer would make her look better at night than the  cold
   cream.
   And  then the fight  started....

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2. Brett
   

   Saturday morning I got up early,  quietly dressed, made my lunch,  grabbed
   the  dog, and slipped quietly into
   the  garage.
   I  hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into  a
   torrential  downpour.
   The  wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned  on
   the radio, and discovered that  the weather would be bad all  day.
   I went  back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back  into
   bed.
   I  cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,  and
   whispered, 'The weather out there  is terrible.'
   My  loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid  husband
   is out  fishing in that?'
   And  then the fight started  ...
   ---------
   
   I  asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?  "
   It  warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet  appreciation.
   "Somewhere I haven't been in a  long time!" she said.
   So I  suggested, "How
   about the  kitchen?"
   And  that's when the fight  started....

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