GM vs Microsoft

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1. Saba
   

   At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
   computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
   
   "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
   
   In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a news release
   stating:
   
   "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
   
   For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day
   
   Every time you painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car
   
   Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
   would just accept this, restart and drive on
   
   Occasionally executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you'd have to reinstall the engine
   
   Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought
   "Car95" or CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats
   
   MacIntosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5 per cent of the roads
   
   The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light
   
   Now seats would force everyone to have the same size butt
   
   The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off
   
   Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna
   
   GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand
   McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary) even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the cars performance to diminish by 50% or more (Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department)
   
   Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car
   
   You'd press the start button to shut off the engine"

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