Instrunctions for using ATM

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1. Guest476
   

   Instrunctions for using ATM might vary for women from men
   
   ::Male Instructions::
   
   Pull up to ATM
   Insert card
   Enter PIN
   Take cash, card and receipt
   Drive away
   
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   ::Female Instructions::
   
   Pull up to ATM
   Back up and pull forward to get closer
   Shut off engine
   Put keys in purse
   Get out of car because you're too far from machine
   Hunt for card in purse
   Insert card
   Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
   Enter PIN
   Study instructions.
   Hit "cancel"
   Re-enter correct PIN
   Check balance
   Look for envelope
   Look in purse for pen
   Make out deposit slip
   Endorse checks
   Make deposit
   Study instructions
   Make cash withdrawal
   Get in car
   Check makeup
   Look for keys
   Start car
   Check makeup
   Start pulling away
   Stop
   Back to machine
   Get out of car
   Take card and receipt
   Get back in car
   Put card in wallet
   Put receipt in checkbook
   Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
   Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
   Check makeup
   Put car in reverse
   Put car in drive
   Drive away from machine
   Drive 3 miles
   Release parking brake
   
   >>>Oops! I forget the rest of the male instructions:
   
   Forget to inform wife (who maintains the checking account) of said ATM withdrawal.
   Get angry with wife when the account is overdrawn!
   Look sheepish when she finds ATM withdrawal slips in your wallet 3 months later.

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2. Guest9274
   

   LOL! SO TRUE!

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