What is a Teenager?

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1. Amit bang
   

   A Teenager is...
   
   A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..
   
   A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..
   
   A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
   
   Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
   
   A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
   
   A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
   
   A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
   
   An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
   
   A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
   
   A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
   
   A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a Michael Jackson concert.
   
   A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
   
   A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
   
   A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
   
   An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

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