What you need to know before marrying

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1. Guest6697
   

   How about Do you love me?
   
   Or
   
   Do you love my money?

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2. Guest6203
   

   • Will you have trouble finding the ketchup in the fridge if I don't put it on the "correct" shelf?
   
   • Is it necessary to dive off the couch or scream while watching baseball games on TV?
   
   • Whose job is it to walk the dog before bed, and will it still be that person's job even after he quits smoking?
   
   • How long should it take to pay a parking ticket?
   
   • If I go shopping on my lunch break and show you what I bought when I get home, will you A) tell me how nice it looks, or B) ask me how much it cost?

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3. Guest5385
   

   I think the secret to keeping our marriage exciting is maintaining some mystery.  
   Here are my five questions:
   
   1.Who's responsible for knowing where my socks are kept?
   
   2. Are you planning on "letting yourself go" at any point during this marriage?
   
   3. How much enthusiasm am I allowed to show if we happen across a bikini contest?
   
   4. If you bought something special at the grocery store and I ate it while you were at work, would running out to the store and replacing the item make us even again?
   
   5. Do you love me for my brain or my body?

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